Goosed by a Reindeer!

On Sat. we brought the kids to the Cathedral district

to go see Santa and his reindeer and visit a craft sale or two.....

We parked at Safeway, and I was taking Gracie out of her seat,

when I heard.. "Excuse me"...

I turned around and 

SCREAMED!

because...

This (reindeer) was standing directly behind me 

with Santa...

and his horns were...

Well...too close for comfort...

Funny thing is...

It must really be Santa, 

because we never saw him

in the parking lot, or when we got out of the car...LOL!

I should add... 

that the reindeer apparently was as scared as me..

because he decided to pee.

almost on top of my son...

and imagine my chagrin, 

when said toddlers decided it was good times to 

jump on the frozen reindeer pee...

Even worse.. the next day

Gracie found her own stuffed reindeer 

and informed daddy in a gleeful voice...

that it poop  ed.

(insert evil little girl giggles here....) 

sigh.