Friday, May 9, 2008

You may now Laugh....




Dear Son...
If you want to be potty trained-all you had to do is ask....
You do not HAVE to show me by stripping off your dirty diaper
and leaving it in the crib...
and leaving other special gifts for me laying around,
so that I have to re-wash the sheets
we just washed from Pukefest 2008.
and disinfect the crib
so that it is safe to go in again
All you had to do was wake me gently,
and bring me a diaper.....
I would have understood...

If you wanted a bath....
We could have arranged one at 8pm,
Instead of 6am
When I found out I needed one too
after picking you up,
without realizing what you had done....
Is this your way of wishing me Happy Mothers Day?
I think you might need some socialization....

I Love you anyways....

I think....