Thursday, March 6, 2008

Thursday 13!

13 Places I am finding DOG HAIR IN MY HOUSE....



Gizmo my friend....
I love you...
I even love you more then your counterpart...
The peeing chihuahua....
And I realize that your hair is a source of pride and joy for you...
Almost as much as that PIT BULL attitude you pack around..
When your trying to prove your the MAN....
Almost as much as that voice box....
that I have been tempted to remove
several times recently for waking up my son...
Almost as much as that Devilish set of teeth you sport
in the front of your face...making you look
like you might be mean.
POSER.


BUT
I WANT YOU TO STOP SHEDDING
Yes...I did say SHEDDING....for those concerned with my dirty filter...
I want to stop finding big nasty clumps of your hair EVERYWHERE...
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM.

On my clean dishes...
All over the kids I babysit...they look like Shelties....
I feel like I should shave them before they go home...

On my table, my blankets
In the closet?
On baby's tray...(DISCUSTING)
In the tub????? How did it get there...
On babies toys...(ALSO DISCUSTING)
and his couch...the one he sleeps on for naps.
On my DINNER PLATE!!! UGH.....

Talk about hair balls...


I don't want to find them all over my carpet....or my clothes
I don't want to find them up my nose..
I don't want to find them here or there
I don't want to find them ANYWHERE!

I can not.. WILL NOT
wait till spring...
I WILL NOT WAIT FOR ANYTHING
I WILL NOT VACUME HERE AND THERE...
I WILL NOT BRUSH YOUR NASTY HAIR....

Consider yourself for warned.....
You are getting a shave.
SOON.
Because either your hair gos....
or you do my friend........

The HAIR STOPS HERE...

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9 comments:

Julie said...

I am so with you on this one...I have two very short-haired but very big dogs. I cannot believe they are not bald, with the amount of hair they drop everywhere...

I really like the Dr Seuss feel to your TT!

Jenera said...

That's too funny!

And I love the way you did it too, not just a standard list! Very creative.

emeraldcityguy said...

Funny post. When our Dalmatian was still alive his hair used to drive me batty. *sigh* I'd deal with the hair to have him back though! :) Happy TT!

ValleyGirl said...

Ahhh, Dr. Seuss would be proud!! That is one mean looking little furball! We used to have a dog in the house (when we lived in the city and had no kids), but since we moved out to the farm, we've been perfectly happy to let them live outdoors! I tell ya, I don't miss finding dog hair in all those places!!

Dane Bramage said...

I don't have a dog and I find hair in all those places. Unfortunately it's mine. It's evacuating the top of my head like leaves off a tree in fall. Curse you male pattern baldness!

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girlymom4 said...

That is too funny! But I am with you!! I hate dog hair! I don't even let our dog down in the basement where I watch the kids!! lol

JUST A MOM said...

my mom had a girl dog like tht named Gizmo funny yeah whe went to doggie heavem good luck getting rid of the hair.

Mycrazylife said...

I just loved reading this! And I am so with you. I don't do hair. In fact, I'm not even good with my own, so a four legged friend wouldn't have a chance.

Louise said...

I'm with ya - I don't like pet hair so we don't have indoor pets for that reason! My problem right now is my own post-pregnancy hair shedding issue... it's EVERYWHERE and driving me crazy! Like really CRAZY! :) ttyl