Saturday, February 14, 2009

Kids are so embarrassing...



ok, so remember a couple of days ago when I wrote about all the embarrassing things my kids have done to me over the years?? Well...now...my precious little Gracie is in on the action...
We went to a Valentines dinner at my church tonight....
and I dressed up little Gracie in her all of her cute Valentine finery...
and we had an awesome dinner put on by the youth of our church....
(Very well done by the way if any of you are reading this)....
and we are onto the cheesecake....
and there is this smell....
My sweet little daughter
is sitting on my lap...


farting like no ones business....
BUT
You can't hear her...
You can only SMELL her.
And I do me
an....
SMELL her.

and You always have to know that someone around that table is thinking...
"sure it's the baby..."
BUT...
just to emphasize the point...I am waving my hand around
and complaining about how you can dress her up, but can't take her out....
just in case...
you know....

and then...

in the quietest mo
ment possible...

She fills her pants....

AS LOUDLY AS IS POSSIBLE

for one tiny three month baby girl to do...


and the whole table started to laugh....

At least she redeemed me....

Sort of.......


7 comments:

Tina said...

That's really a great story to laugh! And the best is, she does NO WAY look like a "stinky baby", your super cute lil princess!

Skittles said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Skittles said...

OK.. hubby is now ROFL, too :)

JUST A MOM said...

too funny and love the hair cutOK I will share,,, our youngest now 17 was like 3 maybe 4 we were going to a pretty big church at the time... we went to get her from sunday school and here she comes down the hall the bigger girls had gotten her out of her class,,, she was carrying a picture she had drawn.... saying look daddy,,, look what I made,,,, daddy asked what is it sandy????

just as loud and proud as she could she said,,,,,,,,


A PIECE OF POOP!

Robyn Jones said...

OMG! That is hilarious...and so embarrassing...

JamericanSpice said...

Luaughing so hard I can't type straight!

JamericanSpice said...

Maybe because I've had such an experience!