Dear God!

Thursday 13!

13 Places I am finding DOG HAIR IN MY HOUSE....

Gizmo my friend....
I love you...
I even love you more then your counterpart...
The peeing chihuahua....
And I realize that your hair is a source of pride and joy for you...
Almost as much as that PIT BULL attitude you pack around..
When your trying to prove your the MAN....
Almost as much as that voice box....
that I have been tempted to remove
several times recently for waking up my son...
Almost as much as that Devilish set of teeth you sport
in the front of your face...making you look
like you might be mean.
POSER.


BUT
I WANT YOU TO STOP SHEDDING
Yes...I did say SHEDDING....for those concerned with my dirty filter...
I want to stop finding big nasty clumps of your hair EVERYWHERE...
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM.

On my clean dishes...
All over the kids I babysit...they look like Shelties....
I feel like I should shave them before they go home...

On my table, my blankets
In the closet?
On baby's tray...(DISCUSTING)
In the tub????? How did it get there...
On babies toys...(ALSO DISCUSTING)
and his couch...the one he sleeps on for naps.
On my DINNER PLATE!!! UGH.....

Talk about hair balls...


I don't want to find them all over my carpet....or my clothes
I don't want to find them up my nose..
I don't want to find them here or there
I don't want to find them ANYWHERE!

I can not.. WILL NOT
wait till spring...
I WILL NOT WAIT FOR ANYTHING
I WILL NOT VACUME HERE AND THERE...
I WILL NOT BRUSH YOUR NASTY HAIR....

Consider yourself for warned.....
You are getting a shave.
SOON.
Because either your hair gos....
or you do my friend........

The HAIR STOPS HERE...

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