This is Regina today.
Not kidding.
And what day do you think I was intelligent enough
to drag two little toddlers out?
Cause library time is just THAT important...
And after ...we went to Chapters,
to pick up THIS book.
We took it out of the library four times in a row,
because every time we returned it..
the boy would cry, and ask for it back.
I finally thought...
Easy Peasy! I'll just buy it!...
Ok. Not so easy.
It took us a month and ordering from two different suppliers..
Anyways...today it was in.
Problem was, that the Pampered Princess
was already having a Bad Day.
Before the book store.
Before the library.
and so now...I had to carry her in,
by one arm, her screaming about my abuse..
all the way in...
Until she saw the glass things...
Guess where she headed...full steam...
Guess where she headed...full steam...
While I was there,
I also gave in and bought this book.
yes...I am a sucker.
By now..I have had enough of chasing Gracie screaming down the isles
clutching Thomas the train in a choke hold,
So once again I grab her stiff, screaming body off the floor
by one arm...(the other trying to contain my excited son)
While she yells NO, NO, NO MOMMY NO....
While clucking store clerks shake their heads...
While a well meaning older lady says..
That's all right dear...we have all been there...
(In my head)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THERE NOW?
Finally, after having held up a line of five people
while I pay for my books,
chase the princess,
drop my debit card,
chase the princess
put in the wrong id code
Tell Jeremy to quit kicking the princess....
We go to the car...
Guess what.
Starts pouring again...
Gracie starts crying. Again.
Gracie starts crying. Again.
On to Walmart...
Finally... a break...
It has quit raining..
I ran to McDonalds in glee...
and actually had a semi quiet lunch..
except for Gracie screaming cause
"I wanna dwagon."
The rest of Walmart was fairly painless until we went to leave.
Of course as soon as I walked out the door...
it started to pour and blow...
and I am not kidding.
It almost blew me off my feet....
By the time we reached the car...
I was soaked...and covered in mud...
the kids were soaked, but at least in the cart..
I started to unload the groceries...
and a van pulls up beside me...
and waits...
after a minute, I look up,
and she is looking pointedly at me,
and at the handi sign...
(I was parked in the child spot next to it..)
Apparently she felt she couldn't park with me standing by my car...
So I backed up and waited...
and waited...
and waited...
FINALLY she tries to park...
TWICE...
DID I MENTION IT WAS POURING?
By now, I am standing there
water pouring down my face...
drenched to the skin..
and she BACKS up
gives me a dirty look and drives away!!!!
WOW!
Finally we managed to all get in the car,
and drove home...
By the time we got there,
the little lady was passed out with her giant
four dollar bunny on top of her in the car seat...
From here on in though...it can only be good..
Barenaked Ladies concerts tonight!
Without the princess and the boy...
Have fun Grandma! :)
Without the princess and the boy...
Have fun Grandma! :)
Can't wait! Will make up for all the miserable weather
the second I am in there...
We got row ten!
and it's all good..I did get a giant bunny...
Maybe Thursday when we head out,
we can try for a tornado!