Monday, November 22, 2010

Goosed by a Reindeer!


On Sat. we brought the kids to the Cathedral district
to go see Santa and his reindeer and visit a craft sale or two.....
We parked at Safeway, and I was taking Gracie out of her seat,
when I heard.. "Excuse me"...
I turned around and 
SCREAMED!
because...
This (reindeer) was standing directly behind me 
with Santa...
and his horns were...
Well...too close for comfort...
Funny thing is...
It must really be Santa, 
because we never saw him
in the parking lot, or when we got out of the car...LOL!


I should add... 
that the reindeer apparently was as scared as me..
because he decided to pee.
almost on top of my son...
and imagine my chagrin, 
when said toddlers decided it was good times to 
jump on the frozen reindeer pee...
Even worse.. the next day
Gracie found her own stuffed reindeer 
and informed daddy in a gleeful voice...
that it poop  ed.
(insert evil little girl giggles here....) 
sigh.