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Self Portrait...
(He loves getting a hold of our camera...)


Jeremy LOVES clocks. Loves them.
He calls digital clocks 8 and 9...
I don't know why...but he does..

and he calls analog clocks with the hands...
well....clocks...
only ... that is NOT how it comes out.

Now put yourself in my husbands place..
in the men's change room...
at the swim pool....
Jeremy sees a clock while they are changing...
and in his loudest little boy voice...
he squeals..
"LOOK DADDY....C***!
My husband...
"Yes, Jeremy...your right it is a cLLLock...
It's a nice cLLLock...."

I don't think he has ever changed so fast....

Fast forward to McDonalds a couple days ago...
We are eating...
and Jeremy starts yelling...
F***, F***, F***
and not quietly, I might add...
but rather...
at the top of his squeaky little boy voice...

Parents are staring...
and for some reason...
every other person in the restaraunt is quiet..
Except my son..
F**** Mommy!
I said to Kendal..
Just ignore it..if we don't react...maybe it will stop...

It did.
10 minutes later.

when we figured out that F*** was fork...
and the poor kid wanted one to eat his fries....sigh....

oh...and if you hear him say Sh**....it is SHIRT.
yeah...
You laugh now people...
Wait till it happens to you....

:)