Dear Son.... If you want to live a long time in this house... Without developing a permanent home in your crib... or hearing me scream your name in anger... Please....Please quit biting me. Your little teeth are sharp... and it hurts when they pierce my skin.... (or Mathew's, or daddy's) It is most unpleasant to be sitting there in a quiet stupor and all of a sudden -be jarred back to the present By six-VERY-SHARP-TEETH impaled in my toe. Of course...you KNOW...that I don't like it... I am pretty sure that my screams of pain tell you that.... Why you LAUGH when I cry is beyond me... and the sharp piercing screams... that accompany the six little teeth tearing into my skin as you yell NO are not popular with me either..... You tricked me when you pretended to be a quiet and a gentle baby You had me fooled good. Good practice I guess for later when you are a teen... ...oh... and just a reminder... mommy is not a chew toy... So when I am nursing.... please BE GENTLE! or you may be weaned sooner then you expect kid....
Appetizer How many times per day do you usually laugh?
3-4 times a day.....I have children....they are almost always funny!
Soup What are your sunglasses like?
Ugly and red...these are similar...
Salad You win a free trip to anywhere on your continent, but you have to travel by train.
Easy! The East Coast of Canada...I have never been there, and I would really like to go. It is supposed to be beautiful....
Main Course Name one thing you consider a great quality about living in your town/city.
We have tons of free community events...This is just one called the community arts festival..it is a week long event, with tons of free entertainment all week, and ends with a street party on the Sat....it is great!
Dessert If the sky could be another color, what color do you think would look best?
Sunset Red! I love the sky in the evening when the sun is going down...I could live with that!