I went into the bathroom this morning, and when I was done...I went to flush...and there was the biggest spider I have ever seen crawling around on the water......so I did what any red blooded female would do when they found out that there is a spider crawling around under their butt! I screamed! Loudly. and several times. Jeremy was amused....so was my husband when I called him quaking in fear to tell him that he had to come home and kill the spider in the toilet....um...that is I was fearful till he told me he had a little confession to make....Apparently there was a very large and freaky spider crawling around on my clean laundry this morning....It jumped out at Kendal and scared him...so to be sweet (as he puts it...) and not let the visious beast scare me, he says he squished it and put it in the toilet and flushed.....(Apparently we didn't squish it QUITE ENOUGH! ) Hey dumb head...spiders walk on top of water!!!
OK guys...get a laugh at my exspense.....
Share your freaky spider stories with me in comments...I don't want to be alone....
1 comment:
ahh!! my boss was just telling me about these spiders, and your story was definitely screamable. once i saw a spider mid-shower on the ceiling and screamed, got out, and made my roomate come and kill it.
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