He says/ she says

I went out for breakfast with my uncle and aunt, Ralph and Linda this morning. Which was great because it was the first time they were able to meet Autumn Grace. Linda didn't let go of her the whole time we were there. Anyway I got a first hand demonstration of how men and women think differently. Ralph was telling me how he went into Wal-Mart for diapers for his twin grandbabies and came out with diapers and a new TV. So I ask, "what size did you get?" Ralph and Linda both answer me at the same time; Ralph says, "32 inch." Linda says, "newborn."