Let's review how Robyn has spent her week....
Sunday? Jeremy puked on me twice.
Monday- he nailed me once...
Tuesday? Gracie got me twice...
Wednesday was puke free for me, but hubby had it bad and had to stay home from work...
Today? well...let's see...I have already been nailed..and it is only 8am...
Jeremy woke up at four thirty...
and had a massive temper tantrum because he didn't want to go back to bed...
this after I had insomnia till 1 am...
and then was up again at 2am with acid reflux until 3.....
At 4.30 am Jeremy woke up, and had his freak out, and it took me until 5.oo
to get him settled,
(Someone would think I was pregnant I was up so much...)
after which he decided that coming to bed with mom was an acceptable solution.
He starts to fall asleep and at 5.30....
without warning....
the flood gates opened.....
all
over
my
side
of
the
bed.
And I was having such a nice dream about the children's book I am going to write....
(Dr. Seuss...if you please
He just threw up all over me...
Not over here...
Not over there....
But right on me.....
This I swear.....)
and do you think the ungrateful little man puked on hubbys side of the bed...
Oh...no....
If you please...
He was kind enough to throw up
ALL OVER ME...
Apparently the other four times just weren't enough....
and here I was concerned I wouldn't have anything to write about today....
Here are pictures of last years puke fest which landed Jeremy in the hospital for a week....
this is getting to be a yearly routine.
Sunday? Jeremy puked on me twice.
Monday- he nailed me once...
Tuesday? Gracie got me twice...
Wednesday was puke free for me, but hubby had it bad and had to stay home from work...
Today? well...let's see...I have already been nailed..and it is only 8am...
Jeremy woke up at four thirty...
and had a massive temper tantrum because he didn't want to go back to bed...
this after I had insomnia till 1 am...
and then was up again at 2am with acid reflux until 3.....
At 4.30 am Jeremy woke up, and had his freak out, and it took me until 5.oo
to get him settled,
(Someone would think I was pregnant I was up so much...)
after which he decided that coming to bed with mom was an acceptable solution.
He starts to fall asleep and at 5.30....
without warning....
the flood gates opened.....
all
over
my
side
of
the
bed.
And I was having such a nice dream about the children's book I am going to write....
(Dr. Seuss...if you please
He just threw up all over me...
Not over here...
Not over there....
But right on me.....
This I swear.....)
and do you think the ungrateful little man puked on hubbys side of the bed...
Oh...no....
If you please...
He was kind enough to throw up
ALL OVER ME...
Apparently the other four times just weren't enough....
and here I was concerned I wouldn't have anything to write about today....
Here are pictures of last years puke fest which landed Jeremy in the hospital for a week....
this is getting to be a yearly routine.
8 comments:
What is it with kids..they always manage to puke on the furniture that is the hardest to clean or their care-taker!
Best of luck! I hope this bug goes away..SOON!
yeah...so far we have steam cleaned the carpet twice...and a couch..and now our bed....will the fun never end?
Just for the record - the last one was for me... I texted Jeremy and suggested I wanted in on the 'fun'. The bed part was his idea though - he's great at improvisation!
Get well soon - the whole lot of you!
Poor Jeremy and poor you. It's horrible when our little ones are sick. I hope everyone feels better soon and you remain puke-free. :o)
Eeeew this post brings back lots of mommy memories...I feel for you, hope all gets right in your world soon. I would say enough is enough, as I'm sure your thinking too! :)
Oh man. The fun never stops, does it?
I DID offer you my couch already, didn't I? It's vomit free, by the way. :)
ok Barb...I'm taking it....(the couch that is..)
poor baby,, and poor you I so hope you got to take a nice long relaxing bath.
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