Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Villagers of Stiltsville


The Villagers of Stiltsville

Perhaps you don’t know,
then, maybe you do,
about Stiltsville, the village,
(so strange but so true)
where people like we,
some tiny, some tall,
with jobs and kids
and clocks on the wall
keep an eye on the time.
For each evening at six,
they meet in the square
for the purpose of sticks,
tall stilts upon which
Stiltsvillians can strut
and be lifted above
those down in a rut:
the less and the least,
the Tribe of Too Smalls,
the not cools and have-nots
who want to be tall
but can’t, becuase
in the giving of sticks
their name was not called.
They didn’t get picked.
Yet still they come
when the villagers gather;
they press to the front
to see if they matter
to the clique of the cool,
the court of the high clout,
that decides who is special
and declares with a shout,
“You’re classy!” “You’re pretty!”
“You’re clever!” or “Funny!”
And bequeath a prize,
not of medals or money,
not a freshly baked pie
or a house someone built,
but the oddest of gifts—-
a gift of some stilts.
Moving up in their mission,
going higher they aim.
“Elevate your position”
is the name of the game.
The higher-ups of Stiltsville
(you know if you’ve been there)
make the biggest to-do
of the sweetness of thin air.
They relish the chance
on their higher apparatus
to strut on their stilts,
the ultimate status.
For isn’t life best
when viewed from the top?
Unless you stumble
and suddenly are not
so sure of your footing.
You tilt and then sway.
“Look out bel-o-o-o-w!”
and you fall straightaway
into the Too Smalls,
hoi polloi of the earth.
You land on your pride—-
oh boy, how it hurts
when the chic police,
in the jilt of all jilts
don’t offer to help
but instead take your stilts.
“who made you king?”
you start to complain
but then notice the hour
and forget your refrain
It’s almost six!
No time for chatter.
It’s back to the crowd
to see if you matter.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Pumpkin Hollow...


Gracie REALLY likes popcorn apparently.... 


Last weekend we went to Pumpkin Hollow, which is quickly becoming another Autumn tradition for us... Unlike Corn Maiden Market, you do have to pay to go in, but it is really fun for the kids... This year, they had a corn maze in the shape of the Rider's Logo.. the kids loved it so much we had to go through twice... They had wagon rides, a train ride, a play area with a corn box, some animals, pony rides, a corn shoot, and a concession... The kids had a great time, and so did we...


They also had a place inside the store where you could take pictures 


Gracie inside the chalk house...


Jeremy pretending to drive his "pirate ship"


The corn box...Gracie kept trying to swim in it...

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Corn Maiden Market

Autumn is my very VERY favorite time of year... I love the colors, the temp, the places I can take my kids..
Since we had Jeremy one of our fall traditions is to take the kids to a place called Corn Maiden Market in Lumsden...They have had a Pumpkin Festival every year where they have a huge Pumpkin Patch, face painting, a haunted house, sometimes a hay bale maze and make pumkin soup, hot dogs, and hot chocolate.... We love that place so every year we bundle up the kids and take them out there....take tons of pics of kids on Pumpkins and buy lots of vegies... However.. this year we were kind of disappointed. They CALLED it the pumpkin festival.... but when we went out there... there was NOTHING going on... no hot dogs.. pumkin soup... haunted house... nothing. We took some pics of the kids and went home...  :(  I am hoping the lack of activities was due to the fact it was bad weather this year for pumpkins... because otherwise we are going to be losing a tradition...  I felt kind of bad, because we have told everyone we know about how much fun we have out there...and then this year they didn't do anything...










Thursday, October 21, 2010

BLACKMAIL!


BLACKMAIL.... Oh Yeah!
This is a picture EVERYONE wants of their MIL... 

She has never touched a cigarette 
never mind a cigar in her life..
so I couldn't ignore the opportunity
when I caught her with this candy cigar
and my daughter's hat...


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Ice Cream in October


It has been so warm this October
that it didn't seem at all unusual 
to go for ice cream....
So off to Dessart..
My fav ice cream store...
The kids didn't care what month it was...


Gracie


Cousin Josh


Mike


Cousins Paige and Jeremy




http://dessartsweets.com/

Saturday, October 16, 2010

I am not a zombie...




I am not a zombie....
But I did take pictures of them...
and they weren't eating brains...
they were giving cans of food to the local food bank.

It was a very well attended event...
who could have known that being "undead" was so popular!

The walk started at the Legislative building,
and continued on to Victoria Park.

It was a "howling" good time for those who came to walk.
I say "howling" because that is what the "zombies" were doing
to the traffic...who was honking in support of them...

I also discovered that I am too fat to run ten blocks. :)

Friday, October 15, 2010

Day of the Living Dead.

You've had them....
We all have...
The DAY.

No sleep the night before...
I was too afraid to sleep..I had to be up at 5.30 am for an MRI that I have been waiting for
for about 6 months..so I really didn't want to miss it...
And for WHATEVER INSANE REASON...
Kendal decided to stay up building a costume...
and I decided I wanted to edit some personal pics...
TILL 1 AM!  
Smart move. 
Therefore proving my son right when he asked me if I was getting the MRI...
and I quote... "to find out if I had a brain."
"No Jeremy...Mommy does NOT have a brain.".  
At least not the working version.
You would think that being so tired.. I would be able to sleep...Right?
Well...think again.
Not so much. I was awake till 3am...
when finally I did fall asleep....
I did wake up at 5.30...
got out the door by 5.55 am...
Yaaa me.... 
IF I hadn't driven through a red light on the corner of Victoria and Albert...
Where...YES. THEY.DO. HAVE. CAMERAS.
I was so busy trying to think about which part of the road I was supposed to drive down
on two hours sleep ( They are doing massive road work and EVERYTHING is blocked)
that I totally missed the light...
I can only hope and pray that the camera was sleeping at that horrible hour.

I made it to the road I was supposed to turn on....
only to discover that it too was BLOCKED!
GREEEAAAT! I headed to the next street...and turned ...
only to find myself...going the wrong way down a one way street....
Good JOB! Once again..proving my sons comment...

I quickly turned down a back alley, and put myself back on the right street...
AND actually made it to the hospital ON TIME!

That should have been the end of my bad right?
BUT no.
The night before I had talked to the MRI department, 
and they told me to park in the Emergancy parking lot, 
and check in at their department, as the main one wasn't open yet.
SOOOO I did. 
Only to be greeted by an extremely unpleasant receptionist...
who informed me in no uncertain terms..
and made me know just how stupid I was...
that the main admitting desk opened at 6am/....
and I should have known that...
(Why?  Oh... I forgot all the time I spend HANGING in the hospital lobby!
It being such a great place and all..)
and that if I didn't move my car it would be towed.

Good thing I was only tired and not sick...
I didn't smack her... (kidding by the way...)

Sooo...now I am late...so out to my car...
Move it to the paid parking lot...
back in and now in line behind six people....sigh.

I finally did make it to the MRI department...
and the receptionist was nice...
but I got the distinct feeling that the technician 
would rather have been doing ANYTHING else then 
answering my dumb questions...

(dumb questions like do i have to drink anything discusting..
What temp does this bring your body up to... 
and how long will this slightly neurotic and very clausterphobic person 
have to stay in this cigar shaped coffin.)

She did snap at me because I didn't hear her tell me what I was supposed to do after I changed...

The test took half an hour...
I spent the first 10 minutes telling myself that I had to breath...
after that I kind of relaxed into a semi coma ... induced by exhaustion...

After it was over, I headed back to the lobby to get the cash that i needed
to pay for my parking...
and then to the info desk to ask if they had change I could feed the machine..

Where I was "TOLD" that Don't I know there is a parking attendent out there?
Um. No. If I did... I wouldn't be over here asking for change..
and....
Is this NOT information????

Wow...apparently I wasn't the only one having a bad day...

I did make it home safely after that...
and I think I will stay here where it is relatively safe...
until I meet the living dead tonight.
Yes. I did say that.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Park in Oct....


cousins Paige and Autumn Grace


Paige loves Jeremy....
Jeremy loves his Spongebob watch


Auntie LA visiting from Cranbrook

LA's husband Lewis


Kendal's brother Mark
and his wife Esther...
Just moved to Regina from Kamloops!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

More fall park pics...


Autumn Grace


Jeremy


Cousins..


Cousin Josh



Cousin Paige



Autumn Grace

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Thanksgiving Weekend!

We had a pretty busy Thanksgiving this year... Kendal's sister LA and her hubby came from BC to visit for the weekend, and Kendal's brother Mark and his wife Esther just moved here (yaa!) from BC, so it made for an action packed weekend... Lots of food, and card games, and pictures.....




My daughter Autumn on the swings....


Cousins Josh and Paige...


Look at those eyes!

These pics were taken on Sat. afternoon when we brought the cousins and my kids to the park to play...